Monday, December 06, 2004

Suck it Trebek!

FRE 404(b) had to be tied to a chair and "encouraged" to conform today, but right now I'm happy to report it just got done doing my laundry and is drawing my bath. After I've luxuriated in a hot, steamy bubble bath with a big fat martini (made by FRE 403, whose will I broke several weeks ago and has now been properly reprogrammed in line with its rightful place in society) it's going to give me a massage and then paint my toenails. WITH rhinestone flowers on each big toe. Take that FRE 404(b)! Who's the bitch now?
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