Friday, December 31, 2004

Just write a number. Any number, and you win.

It happened AGAIN. I'm sitting there, playing Scattergories with the folks, and the following happened.

Category: Things in the Ocean
Letter: "C"

Mom: "Crustaceans"
Dad: "Crabs"
Me: "Cornbread"

I thought it said "Things in the OVEN." This time I was laughing so hard I couldn't even say it, my mom had to read it off my slip of paper and then she just about died too. My God, what is wrong with me...besides the obvious fact that I am playing Scattergories deep in the heart of the boonies with my parents and going to bed at 10pm on New Year's Eve. And also blogging about what a loser I am. It just gets worse and worse. At least I have a filthy romance novel with no redeeming social or literary value whatsoever to keep me company. Which, I guess, technically, just makes me an even bigger loser than I was two sentences ago. On that high note, I'm off to bed. Happy New Years!!!
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