Gosh, I just hope that one day I can be smart enough to understand Anonymous Lawyer. According to this guy the reason I don't like it or think it's funny is because I'm too stupid to understand anything not written with emoticons. Wow. Glad I got that cleared up. Do you think I can get one of those special notetakers at school...someone who will attend all my classes with me and translate all my notes into emoticons so I don't flunk out of my not-Harvard-so-it-must-be-crappy law school?
I'm so glad I finally understand...the world has been a mystery for far too long.
PS: See the comments to this Legal Underground post for all the other reasons us mere mortals just don't get it.