Heartbroken Hillbillies

I don't know about you guys, but I think that the stripper wearing her license on stage is going to take away from the whole experience for customers. Hair cutting people are allowed to put their licenses on the wall. Restaurants put their licenses on the wall.

Also, strippers have licenses? What are they licensed to do? They're sure as shit not licenses validating the realness of their boobies, or for that matter, how hot they are...because I lived in San Antonio a long time and I friends of mine saw some pretty heinous sea donkey looking strippers. They're not serving food (insert joke here), or touching the customers (yeah right)....I don't get it.