The latest missive from Whorebag "He Married Me For My Money And I Know It But I Don't Care Because I'm A Moron" Spears is up on her website. I have no words for how completely idiotic she is. Boy Brit, I bet those tabloid magazines feel bad now about their behavior...you sure told them! GO YOU! What a dumbass. Why is she so dumb? Why does she get to be a total dipshit and still make kajillions of dollars? It's a cruel world I tell 'ya.
P.S. Hey Brit, People Magazine wishes you would pretend that you've never met...kind of like how you feel about Fred Durst.
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!