1. Which Simpsons character are you most like?
I am Snowball II.
"Snowball II is a serenely independent creature, indifferent to everyone -- except when she needs something. Her special skills involve walking across the room while balancing on a ball, dressing up in Lisa's doll clothes, waltzing with Maggie, and sleeping for interminable lengths of time."
2. Name a song you hate that is performed by a band you like. Name a song you like by a band you hate.
"Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer is a song I really hate. I don't know that I would say I "like" him, but he was funny once on The Chappelle Show, and that song is truly vile.
This is really embarrassing, but I love that song "Horse With No Name" by America. Everything else they did (well, actually this too) is very "70's"...but I still love it.
3. What skills do you possess? Nun chuck skills? Computerhacking skills?
Well, we know I don't have any lawyerin' skills. I can crochet. I have an astounding tolerance for booze -- I never get sick...I guess that's more like a "trait" than a "skill" though. I can apply slutty black eyeliner like nobody's business. I also make the best snickerdoodle cookies in the entire world.
4. Coen Brothers or Farrelly Brothers?
Coen Brothers for sure. I mean, they have Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski and Fargo. The Farrelly Brothers have Dumb and Dumber, but other than that, I'm not a huge fan.
5. What do you predict will be the worst part(s) of the new Star Wars movie?
The worst part will definitely be the acting. Honestly these new ones have been so terrible (especially the last one) that I probably won't even see it, or will at least wait until it comes out on DVD. Hayden Christensen (Anakin Skywalker) has got to be the worst actor on the planet...he gets my vote for predicted worst part of the movie...he's not even cute.
