Cold Shower on Aisle One

I am sitting here reading Admin Law watching this new show Eyes on ABC. The show has Tim Daly (yeah, the one from Wings) as a private investigator who owns this big firm and is basically, well, kind of a scoundrel.

Anyway, he is ALMOST as hot as my boyfriend James Spader because he is sort of....deliciously wicked. I can't even describe it, I just think he might be filthy...in the good way. If you know what I mean.

So, I'm sitting here minding my own business, Admin book open so I'll at least feel virtuous, highlighter uncapped and resting on the coffee table, ready to be used VERY VERY SOON, when I see Tim Daly, as Harlan Judd P.I., making it with his estranged TV wife and I swear to GOD it looked like they were really doing it. The ummmmm...*act* was very.....realistic. And, you know, convincing. And he is pretty hot. I'm just saying.

It kind of reminded me of when I went to Germany and was delighted properly horrified to find free soft-core porn on late night TV. The best part? It was in English and dubbed over in German. Oh Mr. Plumber, please come back to my room and fix my pipes! (Maybe LQ can translate so we'll get the full effect).

Anyway, this story has no real point except that for a couple of minutes I was SO FREAKING HAPPY I'm not watching this show with my parents.