This is me if I was from South Park and I was on vacation. I would go to a Jimmy Buffett concert and drink a margarita and eat ice cream cones. And carry a light saber. Not sure why I need the light saber, but I just do. It's fun to make cartoon characters of myself and think about being on vacation somewhere. Somewhere with no law school, and no hangovers, and no spiders. And with light sabers and margaritas.
Make your own South Park character here, via THL.