Dear Satan,
It's been awhile since I was in Financial Aid, but it was good to see you again today. Just wanted to say a quick thanks for being so nice as to (FINALLY) point out that my FAFSA was lost, the Dept. of Education cannot verify anything I filed, you never received it, and financial aid packages for next year are already distributed...which, needless to say, I won't be partaking in the spoils of. If ever there was a greater motivator to drop right the fuck out of law school, I don't know what it would be...no financial aid, huh? Awesome. Thanks. Really.
E. Spat