1. James Bond or Austin Powers?
Definitely Mr. Bond. I mean, Austin Powers is funny...sometimes. But, Bond is ALWAYS total hotness. The best Bond? Well, I have to admit I'm partial to Pierce Brosnan...not sure why but I think it's just that I think Sean Connery is gross and Roger Moore is only OK. Timothy Dalton is only OK too...and that one other guy whose name I can never remember only made one 007 movie, so he doesn't count. Pierce Brosnan is just the hottest in my opinion.
2. What is the most romantic thing you've ever done for someone?
Oh God. This question is hard because if I tell you then I look like a big sappy dork, and if I just skip it and say nothing everyone thinks I'm coldhearted or something.
One time for our (I think) two year anniversary of dating (with Ex#1), I went to a flower wholesale place and got about 10 dozen cream and sort of very light pink colored roses. Then, I went to a fabric store and bought two huge rolls of cream colored velvet ribbon. THEN, I got his roommate to let me into his house and I tied ribbons to the stems of all the roses and hung them from the ceiling all over the place so it looked like the whole ceiling was made of roses. I lit all these candles and had a little picnic dinner for us to eat on the bed. As we ate and uh...stuff...the rose petals would sort of fall down on the bed and carpet, and it smelled SO GOOD!
With another boyfriend I once figured out where he was staying during a business trip since he was gone for Valentines Day and then made tons of homemade cookies and brownies and sent them to the hotel and had the concierge put them in his room with fresh flowers and a card.
These stories illustrate why my love life never works out. In both of these instances, when I put TONS of thought into doing something really special, the guy was like "oh yeah, here's the card I bought you at the convenience store when I stopped to get gas on my way to come get you" (if they did anything at all, which I can't ever remember now so it must have been pretty crappy). Very disappointing.
3. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie. Her actual favorite movie is?
I only know who Rachel is from looking at BTQ, so apparently it's Rachel from Friends. Also, two of the people who have answered Friday Spies have said it's Weekend at Bernie's...so I guess that's the answer. I don't get it. Must have been an episode I didn't see.
4. What is the perfect rock-and-roll song?
I don't know. I always think The Authority Song by John Mellencamp is a great rock-and-roll song. I guess American Pie by Don McClean comes to mind as well. I don't know...ummm...Black Betty by Ram Jam is pretty good. Honorable mentions go to The Eagles for Hotel California, Van Morrison for Brown Eyed Girl, and Jerry Lee Lewis for Whole Lotta Shakin Going On. I guess this is one of those questions I could go and on about forever, so I'll quit. But, I grew up in a house with parents who are really into sort of old fashioned rock-and-roll music, so music was always a part of my life and I associate so many songs with so many great things in my life.
5. So what really happened to Milbarge?
Using my fabulous law school reasoning powers, here is what I have figured out. Let's just say for argument's sake that SOMEBODY has SUDDENLY dropped out of their blog, because, say, they are having a hard time typing due to the fact that THEY ARE MISSING A FINGER and are afraid that LAW ENFORCEMENT AND WENDY'S MANAGEMENT ARE CLOSING IN ON THEM. I'm just saying. Either that or he's run off to join the circus and right this minute is learning the ancient art of the flying trapeze.
