Am I drunk? YES I AM!
Did I leave my friend's car lights on when I borrowed his car tonight (before the drinking)? YES
Did his battery die? YES
Do I suck? YES
Did we forget to fill his gas tank up? YES
Did I try to compensate by leaving him a gift certificate for a coffee shop in the car? YES
Do I know how lucky I am to have such awesome friends? YES
M. and my really close law school friends are so awesome. I complain about law school a lot, but I am so lucky to have such good friends. And also to be so drunk.