Thursday, April 14, 2005

Back on the pipe...

I'm back on the Spice Drops, people. WATCH OUT. I'm full of sugar, caffeine and rage.

Oh my GOD. Who thought of Spice Drops?

"Well, what would be a good candy? I know, we'll get jellybeans, take away the good fruity flavors and replace them with the spice flavors (because who doesn't love allspice?), roll them in seventeen pounds of sugar each, and then sell them as 'treats.'"

The fact that I buy these at all, let alone eat them, is an example of sheer marketing genius. What marketing you might ask? Putting them on the shelf at the damn drugstore...that's what.

Also, and this is the best part, they actually make my stomach hurt...and YET I STILL EAT THEM! Conversely, running makes my knee hurt and so I've used that as an excuse to not do it for the last three years. See how inconsistent I am in my bodily punishment?

Moot Court is next week. I'm nervous. I think I'm going to sound really stupid, but without the alcohol to blame. Not having done it last year, I think I am even more nervous because I don't know what to expect (except the worst, but that's what I always expect).

Anyhoo...maybe later, after the sugar wears off, I will attempt to post something coherent, but I wouldn't count on it if I were you.
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