Monday, June 14, 2004

"Please don't touch the jailbait"

Apparently men in Virginia are knocking up too many teenage girls...so here come the billboards. Featured ads are "Isn't she a little young?" and "Sex with a minor, don't go there." The best part is that they encourage men who are having sex with 13 and 14 year old girls to talk to thier peers to get support so they can be discouraged from doing this. Yeah, because I'm sure that's gonna work. "So, Dan, Ted, Mike...I called you down here to the Old Fat White Guys Country Club today to tell you I've been boning a 13 year old...I would love your support while I try to get through this difficult time...where the hell is my martini...my god, what the hell is this country coming to?"

Uh huh.
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