Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Next I'll ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien

These people have offered up a form of money to be used in intergalactic business transactions. I just hope they take them at Quarks.

Well, whatever. The spokesman sounds perfectly sane:
"We are offering the galactos as a means of payment between plants. It will represent the Earth in financial relations in the Cosmos," Kiril Kanev, chairman of the Bulgarian foundation on cosmic intelligence research, said Sunday.

"Extra-terrestrials come into contact with insignificant, ordinary people. We're not talking about government-level relations," he added.

But he said high-level contacts to launch the "galactos" will be possible after peace is established among peoples on Earth," he said.

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