Nude dumbasses on parade.

Hmmmm...I want to protest world dependence on oil...what should I do? I KNOW! I will get together a bunch of men and have a naked bike ride...because what could be more comfortable for a man than riding a bike naked? I mean sure, the only people who will pay attention are the cops and the people who think we're freaks...but whatever. Bike riding in the nude, it ROCKS (although if it were ME, I would leave the "codpiece fashioned from a plush toy" at home...that's for special occasions ONLY).