Tuesday, June 15, 2004

The Drunk leading The Blind

Man 1: "Oh my god dude, this is gonna be so funny...let's take the golf cart out for a spin!"
Man 2: "But I'm blind"
Man 1: "That's fine, I'll give you directions...oh my god, this is gonna be so funny...hurry up, let's go!"
Man 2: "But you're drunk!"
Man 1: "That's OK...so are you. Now get that guide dog up here...where do you wanna go first? Strip Club? Liquor Store? THE FALAFEL HUT??!!"

On the upside, they at least admit to having 6 or 7 beers...no one is gonna believe 2, might as well not even try it I guess.
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