Mmmmmm...vodka

FINALLY -- The job I will do when if I definitely possibly fail out of law school. WHY didn't I think of this about 10 years ago. Or better yet, that one time when I drank about half a bottle of gin...that came in a plastic bottle...with a squeeze top. I don't remember really ever feeling as bad after drinking as I did that time. Well, except that one time last year. Oh yeah, and that one time over the summer. And...well, never mind.

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