You probably recall (because I know you all follow my every word like gospel) that I talked about this book "He's Just Not That Into You" a couple of months ago. I still think it's funny as hell, and thanks to Larry, I see that CNN has gotten on the bandwagon and has an article today about the book. They even put up a few examples of advice from the book:
He's Just Not That Into You if ... He's Not Calling You. ("With the advent of cell phones and speed dials it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from my pants pocket when I don't even mean to.")
He's Just Not That Into You if ... He's Not Asking You Out. ("Sadly, not wanting to see you in person is massive as far as dating obstacles go.")
He's Just Not That Into You if ... He's Not Having Sex With You. ("Get a big red crayon. Color in this flag. You've just made a big red flag. Good, because that's what a man not wanting to have sex with you is.")
I think I'm gonna get this for Christmas for myself. Not because I have anyone who's not into me (perish the thought) but it just seems like it would be really funny. And maybe someday I'll have my very own Cabana Boy and I'll know what to do if he quits calling or doesn't want to be seen in public with me. Bastard.
