Tuesday, November 16, 2004

I'm a giver. Heh heh.

NDC and Soupie can both eat my dust...I'm rarer than both of them! Also, this is pretty accurate for a test that has 20 questions and which I got on the internet. Especially the part about me not being able to deal with people I don't respect. Yup, it's mostly all true. Oh yeah, except the part about the huge shlong (also, is this the accepted spelling for shlong? huh.)...but I'm sure if I had one it would be huge...and if not, I have about 9,368 emails in my spam folder that would be able to help me with that. I'm thankful that it's one thing I'm not having to worry about these days. Perhaps that will be my thing I'm thankful for at the table on Thanksgiving. "Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Uncle Black Sheep of the Family, I am SO thankful that if I was a man I would have a big shlong according to a test I took on the internet, and also that I'm not a man and so don't have to worry so much about these things. Please pass the potatoes."

eXpressive: 8/10
Practical: 3/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 6/10

You are a XSIG--Expressive Sentimental Intellectual Giver.

This makes you a Teddy Bear. Hee! I just want to give you a big squeeze. You are tender, honest, generous and fair. You are an excellent kisser and a sensitive, communicative lover, and you know it. You would never intentionally hurt someone's feelings or overstep his/her boundaries. You have beautiful eyes.

Most people take your laid-back attitude, blazing wit and subtle sexiness and stick you in "friend." But some see your extreme hotness for what it is and latch on. This means you have a few members of your target sex in the bank at all times -- I call this "money in the sex bank" -- but you're too sensitive and thoughtful to exploit them. More than once.

You are so rational and deliberate in an argument that it can frustrate and exhaust your partner. Your fights can take forever, but your press on with them until they are completely resolved and both you and your partner are satisfied. If your partner is weak of will, s/he may just give in -- be wary of this! An emotional or passive-aggressive outburst later will hurt and horrify you.

It is *critically important* that you are able to respect your partner. The moment you lose respect for him/her, you lose everything.

When you make friends, you make them for life -- you can go without speaking to a friend for years and pick up right where you left off.

You are completely faithful, both physically and emotionally.

You are the second best (to XPIG) parent of any type.

If you are male, you have a huge shlong. Just saying. Of the 154601 people who have taken this quiz, 8 % are this type.
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