Monday, November 15, 2004

I'm still white trash ya'll...just in case you was wonderin'.

I am SOOO busy today that IF I have time to post it will be this evening. But I didn't want you guys to miss out on Britney's latest creative work just because I'm here it is, just for you, my faithful reader. What I love about this poem is the juxtaposition of crappy rhymes and cliched imagery...not to mention the gratuitous mention ONCE AGAIN of her nasty ass STD ridden *choke* husband. Ack. Anyway, enjoy.

Honeymoon Poem

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

~ Britney
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