Antonio Banderas has a "fragrance"...I don't mean the way he smells (which I'm sure is...uh...lovely), what I mean is that there is a cologne called "Spirit for Men by Antonio Banderas."
What I think would be WAY better would be a perfume by Melanie Griffith. Here's my suggestions for names:
1. Sadly Pathetic Older Woman.
2. Big. Fat. Fake. Lips.
3. Tattoos Are Forever.
5. I Married Don Johnson. Twice.