What I should have said on the bus this morning and that has been bugging me all damn day.
Sir,
I know you want to read your newspaper on the bus in the morning. Kudos to you for trying to expand your horizons and keep up with current affairs. How about that pilot in the White House airspace, huh?
However, if you don't get your elbow out of my ribs I am going to rip your arm off and use it to beat you until you are either dead or so perilously close to death that you will beg me to finish the job and end your suffering.
You've been warned.
Have a nice morning and enjoy your paper.
E. Spat.
