Dear Random People Who IM All The Time Who Are Not Readers Of This Blog,
The appropriate greeting when YOU IM ME is not "Who are you?"
If you don't know who I am, you shouldn't have IM'd me.
Also, it just pisses me off when you ask a bunch of questions trying to decide if you know me.
You don't know me. Where you got my AIM username I will never know. However, since you're theoretically in charge of your own behavior, bodily movements, and thoughts, it seems like you probably know where you got my name, and why you're using it. I know every single person on my list, and never have I had to ask someone who I just IM'd who they are.
My username is energyspatula. That is not something you type accidentally.
Go away. Please. Leave me alone. I am very busy and very cranky.
Yours Confusedly,
E. Spat.
