I got a new cell phone today...it's RED and SHINY and BEAUTIFUL! The first thing I did was download the CHiPs theme song for a ringtone. Next I think I might try the theme from Greatest American Hero. Remember that show? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEElieve it or not, I'm walking on AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
My friend and I went to the mall on a very spur of the moment trip to look at suits since we both need to buy a couple for the summer. I tried on a MILLION suits, give or take.
I am happy that I seem to have gone down one pants size, which is cool and helps me be able to fit in cuter stuff. I'm not sure if it's good or bad that I haven't gone down a corresponding top size...nope, still looking like a broad shouldered Dolly Parton. It's so awesome to think I'm going to get to buy suit coats three sizes too big for the rest of my life and then pay yet MORE money to get them altered.
I did try on this one suit that was so freaking great, I almost died. It hugged all the right places and just totally ignored the bad places. It was like it had been trained by a suit fabrice master...thighs? What thighs? Unfortunately it was just a tiny smidge too tight and, if I was on primetime TV it would have actually been OK, but, it was maybe just a wee bit risque for the conservative summer job.
Now, I'm going to sit and mess with my new phone all night and try to get all the fun stuff on it I can...I've been using Fraggle Rock as my ringtone for about two years, so it's time to find something new and campy.
