Monday, May 02, 2005

I'll tell you the truth...

I don't give a flying f*ck about:

1. The "runaway bride." Seriously, I don't care. She may be mentally ill, or having life problems, or whatever, but...who cares? People are dying in wars all over the world. Children are being abandoned. Somewhere a psychopath is chaining up a dog and won't feed it until it starves to death in the backyard. One woman in Georgia who flees her WEDDING is not an issue.

2. Stars and their terrible, awful problems. See above. You mean stars get depression JUST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE? OH THE EFFING HUMANITY!!! It's so horrible to think that EVEN when you're rich and famous you could still be plagued by normal human problems. GAH! What is the world coming to when people who PRETEND for a living aren't just paid nine billion times more than cops and teachers, but also have to suffer the indignity of being mortal?

I guess right now those are the only two things. That's a lie. I could go on and on, but you probably already think I'm a huge, unfeeling bitch, so I'll quit. I have to go for my walk anyway...priorities people.
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