I'm watching this show Clean Sweep on TLC where they come in and clean up these people's house and teach them to be organized and give a room in their house a makeover. I know, it's lame...but I can't help it.
So, the semi-hunky carpenter is wearing a shirt that says "Got Wood?" with the sleeves cut off. And the uptight designer is telling him all about her plans for these people's bedroom. (This is super-paraphrased).
Designer: "Well, the first thing we're gonna do is get rid of this full wall of mirrored closet doors."
Carpenter: "Why?"
Designer: "Because nothing impedes romance like a wall full of mirrors."
Carpenter: "I happen to think a wall full of mirrors is essential to romance."
Designer: *blushes and stutters*
This reminds me of a trip I took once in the Air Force. I checked into this hotel because the billeting on base was full, and they put me into one of those all suite hotels. I was so tired I just threw my stuff on the bed and walked out to get dinner. When I got back I laid down on the bed to watch TV and all of the sudden I realized the headboard of the bed was a huge mirror that went all the way to the ceiling. It was like they bought the headboard from a brothel that went out of business or something. Sorry, that wasn't a great story...but I felt compelled to share.
