Good news! Apparently someone heard about my complete and utter lack of legal prowess and sent me the following job offer:
We would like to offer you a part/full time jobs
The jobs can be done with group or single person
No age limit, don't need any experience
Must haved computer with internet
No time limit also no limit for your income
The payment will be transfer direct into your account
Any question or info please send your
Name and with the word "Okey" in the subject line
Thanks and sorry for disturb.
I mean, it totally sounds like an awesome opportunity. All I need is an internet connection and myself (or a group). I wonder what it could be? Sounds completely legitimate though. I think I'm going to write back and say "Okey" and that the disturb is totally alright when it's connected to a fabulous prospect like this. God's been closing my law school door for over a year now, maybe now he's opening my group or individual with internet connection window.