OK ladies, here it is, finally....Mail Order Husbands. Go on over and find yourself a keeper.
Here's a little taste of what you will find there:
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Country: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.
And, for when the honeymoon is over (and it has to end sometime), here's some advice on How To Get A Restraining Order.