Dear Christian Bale,
Today I saw your new movie, Batman Begins. It was good. You are such a good actor. You are really hot. I love you. You are very beautiful. You have nice bulge-y muscles. I want to touch your muscles. Will you marry me?
P.S. Katie Holmes is such a skank. You can do better.
P.P.S. I know you are already married. I'm sure your wife is very hot. I am a good cook. I will let you do anything. To me, and in general. Anything. Think about it.