Sunday, June 26, 2005

He loves it when I call him Chris.

Dear Christian Bale,

Today I saw your new movie, Batman Begins. It was good. You are such a good actor. You are really hot. I love you. You are very beautiful. You have nice bulge-y muscles. I want to touch your muscles. Will you marry me?

Yours Forever,

E. Spat

P.S. Katie Holmes is such a skank. You can do better.

P.P.S. I know you are already married. I'm sure your wife is very hot. I am a good cook. I will let you do anything. To me, and in general. Anything. Think about it.

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