Thursday, March 17, 2005

They still haven't found what they're looking for.

People get here through the WEIRDEST searches.

Moustache Ride.

I'm only #3 for this one. I reserve my right to make a lot of inappropriate comments after I have some more drinks. Moustache ride. Heh.

I see London! I see France! I see Boy's underpants

#3 for this one too. I am not opposed to seeing Boy's underpants. For the record. Especially if they are those boxer brief tight kind. Hot.

"leprechauns sex"

Honestly I don't even see my site in the results for this, so not sure how someone found me through the search. I am actually kind of happy about that. Not that I think leprechauns shouldn't have sex...because, you know, to each his own...but I don't want to be the web's preeminent authority on it either.

diet coke cabana boy

How yooooooouuuu doin'? Applicants can apply within. Also, #1 result...DUH!

garbage disposal stopped working

Soupie told me to hit the reset button when mine quit working, so that's the only advice I can give you. Also, don't put fish tank gravel down it. That seems to be the trick.

britney spears kevin federline grabbing balls

I'm not sure how to feel about being the #8 result for this. But seriously, isn't she such a white trash hooker? I KNOW!
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