Umm..Hi...I broke up with you..don't you check your text messages?

Breaking up with someone using a text message sounds OK to me (mainly because I don't have that pesky soul anymore...but honestly...did you SEE that Bejeweled score? Totally worth it). I had a boyfriend once who broke up with me via cell phone and I have to say, the worst part about the whole thing (aside from not being able to physically get my hands around his neck) was the cell phone reception (Huh...what??...oh, you don't love me anymore and you wet someone else...no, you MET someone else...oh I see)...so perhaps text messaging is the better choice. I mean, who would actually break up with someone IN PERSON. That would be awkward.