Researchers are testing a new drug nicknamed the "Barbie Drug" because it makes you lose weight, gives you a tan, and increases your sex drive all at the same darn time. Side effects are listed as:
- Inability to move extremities at joints
- Constant misplacement of one plastic shoe
- Sudden urge to live in pink and purple house with no back wall on it
- Difficulty walking due to size of huge plastic head
- Overwhelming desire to dress like a hooker and say "Math is HARD..."
Anyway, it's supposed to be on the market in the next two years....until then I guess we'll all just have to be pale and imperfect. Oh the humanity.
