This guy runs a "Vent-Line" where people call him and, for only $1.99 per minute, he listens to them vent about their problems in life. Ummm, hello....isn't that what bartenders do for free? And that way you get booze. Duh.
P.S. That is $199.40 an HOUR!
P.P.S. Thank you to Beanie at Screaming Bean for gently pointing out to me that it is ACTUALLY $119.40 an hour...which is still exorbitant and could pay for many things that could probably reduce one's need to call such a service. As Jimmy Buffett would say..."Math Sux"!