Presenting Morrissey...the ultimate human downer

Oh god, Morrissey is going to be on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. I'm already feeling sort of sad and apathetic...must resist urge to lie in bed crying all day and wondering why that hot guy in my art class didn't respond to the note I put in his locker even though his friend told my friend's boyfriend that he totally thinks I'm cute. There was definitely a period of my life where I would just lay around with my old clunky walkman listening to my "Kill Uncle" tape over and over and over, tears rolling down my heartbroken teenangel face. It's amazing that I made it out of adolescence mentally and physically intact.