This jewel of a personal ad comes from our local "alternative" newspaper...it strikes a lovely balance between funny and absolutely the creepiest thing I have ever heard.
SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!
24 year old very good looking gay male seeks very good looking male, under 40, well hung to appear as clown for private fantasy. Hairy a plus. Open to being filmed a MAJOR plus.
Where to start with what's wrong with this?
Hairy...um ok, but maybe not something I'm looking for in a porno clown.
Clown...no, never, not under any circumstances...ever...seriously.
Filming...yeah, also a no...two words -- plausible deniability.
Filming a creepy pornographic hairy clown...uh...well, maybe when I'm done filming this pornographic anorexic albino mime...first things first.