Saturday, May 22, 2004

Send in the [hairy pornographic] clowns!!

This jewel of a personal ad comes from our local "alternative" strikes a lovely balance between funny and absolutely the creepiest thing I have ever heard.


24 year old very good looking gay male seeks very good looking male, under 40, well hung to appear as clown for private fantasy. Hairy a plus. Open to being filmed a MAJOR plus.

Where to start with what's wrong with this? ok, but maybe not something I'm looking for in a porno clown., never, not under any circumstances...ever...seriously.
Filming...yeah, also a no...two words -- plausible deniability.
Filming a creepy pornographic hairy clown...uh...well, maybe when I'm done filming this pornographic anorexic albino mime...first things first.
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