Our ConLaw professor today was going over a case involving the gas shortages in the 70's and showed a picture of a gas station from that era with a repair garage attached called The Lubritorium. Then he goes "Can you imagine taking your car there? It sounds like it would get lubed up from every side." The thing that is most disturbing about this to me is that only like 3 people laughed. Come on people...The Lubritorium...that is FUNNY!