Number of days until my final brief is due: Five
Number of days past her due date my VERY pregnant Moot Court Partner is: Five
Number of aneurysms I am going to have if she (1) goes into labor while we're studying and/or (2) goes into labor before our brief is done and I have to finish the whole thing even though I'm totally unprepared to do so because she's the mature/organized partner (I'm the funny partner...or maybe the bringing-snacks partner): Probably just the one....
