I'm not saying someone's going to die. But, someone's going to die.

Seriously though. What the fuck did I ever do to deserve being stuck YET A-FUCKING-GAIN in the office with Slurpy McSouperson? I swear to God, if this kid doesn't either find some other food to eat or find a new place to study, he's going to have to die, and that's all there is to it. Also, it's 4pm, why is he eating soup anyway? Can't he wait until dinner and go somewhere else? Or eat it at lunch like the rest of the world? Oh, I see how it is Mr. I Want To Eat My Soup In Between Lunch And Dinner Because That's When I'm Hungry! You just have to be different, is that it?? Well, go away you big soup-slurping asshole! Also, I don't know what kind of soup it is, but it smells real bad and so at least maybe he'll get a stomachache or something...if there's any justice in the world he'll be curled up on his bathroom floor for the rest of the night cursing the day he ever discovered his unadulterated love for soup.