Friday, December 09, 2005

OMG, have some pride!

Dear You Know Who You Are (well, maybe not since you don't read this blog...that I know of),

You should be so ashamed of yourself. I'm serious. After the way you acted I can't believe that you have the balls to send me an email trying to get a piece of ass...especially when you couldn't get one back when I didn't think you were a total douchebag. I only wish we had some friends in common so I could forward your email to everyone we know. You suck, and, by the way, I am soooooo laughing AT you.


E. Spat.

P.S. Remember how I told you that I didn't think the shots of Rumplemintz made you less of a man? I lied.
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