I am locked in my office working on my memo. Most everyone else has class at this time, so usually there's no one else here. But, today, lucky me, some guy who I've never seen before showed up and apparently belongs here since he has a key. And also, lucky me, he's having soup. And, luckiest of all, he's slurping the damn soup so loud that I'm about to come totally unhinged. I put in my headphones and turned on some music and I can STILL HEAR THE GODDAMN SLURPING!
This is how people end up disappeared...I'm just saying.