You know what I love most about insomnia?
The way it gives you all that extra time you normally wouldn't have to think about all your failures in life. I'll admit, it's a bit of a chicken/egg type problem...like, do I lay awake because I'm thinking about all the bad stuff, or do I have extra time to think about the bad stuff because I just can't sleep? I guess the good news is I am apparently going to have plenty of time to ponder it tonight...God knows if I figure it out you people will be the first to know. Not that I don't have any friends in the real world. Great, that's another two hours I'm not gonna be able to sleep trying to decide if I have any friends. Fabulous.
On the up-side, I have a nice rack.