Busted!!

I got busted today...not that I've tried very hard to keep my actual identity such a secret since for the most part I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings or anything (recounting people's ACTUAL idiocy is fair game)...but just trying to stay under the "Google radar," if you will. It's a little weird to know that someone from my school, who wasn't one of the people I specifically told about the blog, knows who I am and associates what I write here with me. Sometimes I think that everything I write is only being read by me and like maybe one other person who already likes me and thinks I'm funny and who I don't have to impress...but clearly, that idea, much like my hope of becoming Mrs. Energy Spatula-Spader, is pretty much a figment of my imagination. Weird.