Admiralty Professor: "And so, on a dark and stormy night when you see a ship out on the open sea..." (sweeping arm gesture towards back of classroom)
E. Spatula: Instinctively turns towards back of classroom, to see, apparently, a ship on the open sea...
AP: (totally deadpan) "Yeah, not right now."
Entire Class: Heh heh heh
E. Spat: (to self) "YOU TARD"