I'm sure you've all experienced this, like, all the time...but doesn't it just totally suck when you eat about 400 marshmallows and they are SOOOOO good and then, in your tummy, they start to expand and it's just the most horrible feeling ever? Additionally (doesn't that sound official?) I washed the little bastards down with Diet Cream Soda and holy shit, I feel crappy.
Also, it is strangely pathetic to be home alone on the Saturday night before Halloween with nothing to do and nowhere to go after having spent the entire day at school.
Lastly, cattle guards have no place on VW Bugs, and actually, no place on any car in TVPNM...I mean, c'mon people. My Texan sensibilities are hideously offended.