Saturday, October 02, 2004

You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?

Oh the humanity. But, the government at least is doing something proactive to ease the pain of the poor, overworked, put-upon strippers.

The study's findings were used to develop English and French-language
brochures for sex workers that cover legal, security, financial and health

The flyers contain advice for strippers, such as using a scarf or towel
while sitting. Exotic dancers are also advised to scream if assaulted in private

Really? An entire government study to come up with advice that the stoned and hungover attendant at my gym could have given for free..."Uh...don't sit on the benches with your bare ass." Also, scream if assaulted? Who would have ever guessed??
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