My squirrel name is President Fluffycheeks. That's right folks...now I'll finally get the total respect I so richly deserve. Also, in case any of you are newer readers, you can get my unedited opinions about squirrels here.
P.S. Link from Blonde Justice.
P.S.2. My squirrel name if I use "Energy Spatula" is General Curlyarse. Hell yeah.