Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Boat drinks...waitress I need two more boat drinks...

I've puzzled lately over what kind of lawyer I want to be...you know, work for the government or work for a corporation? Employment law or criminal law? But, thanks to this article, I finally realize there's a niche I can totally fill! The prerequiste is an uncontrollable drinking problem...which, let's face it, you can learn even in a touchy-feely "we have law classes with meditation" school like mine. From there it's a short descent into getting smashed out of your mind at lunch, giggling uncontrollably in the middle of trial, and assuming the poses of famous 19th Century sculptures for a gaggle of reporters perched outside the courthouse. I think with just a little bit of effort on my part, I've finally found an area of law I can really achieve in...remember kids -- the first step on the road to success is having clear, attainable goals!

(simul-posted at L^3)
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