I have 4 Gmail invitations that I am willing to give out to deserving readers. And by "deserving" I mean anyone willing to be my Cabana Boy or move my furniture while wearing a kilt, cute boys with accents (especially if they either live in or near TVPNM and/or send naked pictures), people of either gender willing to buy me a drinky-poo or twelve, and/or the first four people that send me an email and ask (it doesn't hurt to throw in an "Oh ES, you're SOOOO funny").
PS: I added little email envelope thingies onto the blog, so now you can send a post to all your friends. I have no idea why you would want to do that, but it looked fun, so there you go.
PS (pt 2): Go over to Soupie's place and vote for Maggie in the Just Because: Catfight. C'mon, she let James Spader, my future husband and current boyfriend (in my head) spank her. A lot. And I mean that in a good way.