Saturday, August 14, 2004

Team Natural Selection: Evolutionary Olympic Hopefuls

For some reason, there's a WHOLE lot of idiots running around out there in the news the past couple days, and as always, I'm here to help you keep up to date. Plus, I have to take my bike down to my dad's shop and get it all fixed up for the coming school year and then my grandfather is coming over for a no blogging today, except for these wonderful news gems.

1. Let's see, the police are pursuing you and you drive your car into a lake...what's the first thing you do? Try to escape? Nope, light up your crack pipe and get loaded...priorities people!

2. If you stick your head out the window of a moving bus, strike a tree, and get killed...what's left for your family to do? Sue, of course. Best part of the story? The school is at fault because it didn't warn the kid about the dangers of sticking your head out the window of a moving bus. Yeah.

3. Nothing says I love you better than spelling out "Happy Birthday" in your native language in rolled up clothing, dousing the "letters" with lamp oil, and starting a four alarm fire. Surprisingly, the girl wasn't so impressed.

4. If you agitate the bees, they will be unhappy. Please quit agitating the bees.

That's all for now. I have to start my next summer job hunt in earnest soon, so that should lead to some posts that actually talk about law school occasionally, seeing as how this is supposed to be a law student blog. But, we'll motivation level is low and my procrastination level is high. It could go either way at this point.
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