Man (to friend): "Oh my god, this is gonna be so funny...I'm gonna light this illegal mortar rocket and throw it out the window at someone...heh heh."
Friend: "Hell yeah. That is so funny."
Man (now on fire): "AAARRRGGGHHHH"
Friend: "Guess you should have rolled down the window dude."
In a surprising twist...alcohol was involved.
A new front-runner in the ongoing search for members of Team Natural Selection. Seems like we just can't keep them healthy.
