Friday, July 16, 2004

Another one, sadly, does not bite the dust.

Man (to friend):  "Oh my god, this is gonna be so funny...I'm gonna light this illegal mortar rocket and throw it out the window at someone...heh heh."
Friend:  "Hell yeah.  That is so funny."
Man (now on fire):  "AAARRRGGGHHHH"
Friend:  "Guess you should have rolled down the window dude."
In a surprising twist...alcohol was involved.
A new front-runner in the ongoing search for members of Team Natural Selection.  Seems like we just can't keep them healthy.
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